The Day of the Dude, March 6 dayofthedude.com
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Does the word vagina make you uncomfortable?
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
- Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
- Maude Lebowski: “What do you do for recreation?
- Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr'. Lebowski.'You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
- In a sense, yes.
- My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
- The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.
- Vagina.
- She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
- Vagina.
The Day of the Dude, March 6
- The rug really tied the room together. Did it not?
- Careful man, there's a beverage here!
- This aggression will not stand, man.
- Obviously you're not a golfer.
- She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
- Vagina.
"Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir?"
"The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose!"
"Are you employed, sir?" "You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?"
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?"
Dude, uh, tomorrow's already the tenth. Uh, I'm Performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle on Tuesday... I'll be there, man. Did you get the venue you wanted?
The Day of the Dude, March 6
If my ex wife and her boyfriend asked me to watch their dog while they went on vacation, I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
He doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. Must be exhausting. We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson!
If you want a toe, I can get you a toe.
This is our concern Dude.
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
The Day of the Dude, March 6