Does the word vagina make you uncomfortable? This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man! In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski.' You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson!
Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir?
This is our concern Dude.
Dude, uh, tomorrow's already the tenth.
If you want a toe, I can get you a toe.

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Does the word vagina make you uncomfortable?

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.

The Day of the Dude, March 6

"Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir?"

"The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose!"

"Are you employed, sir?" "You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?"

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?"

Dude, uh, tomorrow's already the tenth. Uh, I'm Performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle on Tuesday... I'll be there, man. Did you get the venue you wanted?

The Day of the Dude, March 6

If my ex wife and her boyfriend asked me to watch their dog while they went on vacation, I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

He doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. Must be exhausting. We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson!

If you want a toe, I can get you a toe.

This is our concern Dude.

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

The Day of the Dude, March 6

The Day of the Dude is celebrated annually on March 6

, marking the North American theatrical release of the 1998 film The Big Lebowski. It is the central holiday of Dudeism, a philosophy inspired by the film's protagonist, Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, which blends Taoism and Epicureanism to promote a laid-back, "go with the flow" lifestyle. The holiday was created in 2005 by journalist Oliver Benjamin and is observed by adherents of The Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Celebrations typically involve drinking White Russians (referred to as "Caucasians" in the film), watching the movie, and participating in bowling tournaments. The philosophy emphasizes enjoying simple pleasures, maintaining equanimity, and resisting societal pressures for constant productivity.