Does the word vagina make you uncomfortable? This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man! In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski.' You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson!
This is our concern Dude.
This is our concern Dude.